IR#05: CERN Announces Discovery of Densest Element in the Universe

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CERN Discovers Densest Element In The Known Universe

Published July 2, 2013

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Scientists at CERN have Announced the discovery of the Densest or Heaviest Element in the Universe

Scientists at CERN have Announced the discovery of the densest or Heaviest Element in the Universe. The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 100 assistant neutrons, and 435 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 535. These 535 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons…

CERN discovers densest element in the universe. Scientists at CERN have Announced the discovery of the densest or Heaviest Element in the Universe. The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 100 assistant neutrons, and 435 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 535. These 535 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

CERN discovers densest element in the universe. Scientists at CERN have Announced the discovery of the densest or Heaviest Element in the Universe. The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 100 assistant neutrons, and 435 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 535.  These 535 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

CERN discovers densest element in the universe. Scientists at CERN have Announced the discovery of the densest or Heaviest Element in the Universe.  The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 100 assistant neutrons, and 435 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 535. These 535 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

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